is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
This toilet bowl is my home.
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