nut hugger
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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