Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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