Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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