Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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