is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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