this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
third nipple confirmed
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Randomize
