writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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