i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
This is my gift to your gina
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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