..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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