Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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