I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just invented taco cereal.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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