so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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