you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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