it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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