That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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