found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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