Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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