would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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