You were right. It hurts to walk today.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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