I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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