sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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