well you can't waste a boner
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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