he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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