Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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