I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I'm always down for nudity.
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