don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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