$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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