We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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