Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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