Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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