I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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