week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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