People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
it hurts more in the daytime
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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