Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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