It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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