Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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