So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
