I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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