Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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