Quick, to the slutcave!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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