"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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