K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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