he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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