Sry I called you an 8
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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