When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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