I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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