porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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