Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
There's always time for handjobs
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
you never un-have a 4some
A+ Viking dick
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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