They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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