i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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