yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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